I Want A New FNMA short sale Flip Lyrics

Here are the "I Want A New FNMA short sale Flip" lyrics that everyone has been requesting. Ever since we had the FNMA short sale party I can't get this tune out of my real estate head. Enjoy!

I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One that won't make me sick
One that won' make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One that won't spill
One that don't cost too much
Or come in a pill
I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day
One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
I'm alone with you baby
I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good
I want a new FNMA short sale Flip
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk about FNMA short sales too much
Or make my face break out
One that won't make my short sale blow up!
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with your short sale and Fannie Mae!

Florida Short Sale song will be next. Check in soon!